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Thursday, February 11, 2010

The Nudge

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Let me tell you something. If you haven't read my post's blatantly boasting about our friends the "Nuts" website, then browse BBTN a little longer. You just haven't been paying attention. I try to make it fun for you kids, but you always overlook key information. Remember Rosie Jones from the London Calling article? Ya she's one of their chicks. I plug their site (heehee) in hopes of being invited, along with BBTN staff, to one of their photo shoots where I will immediately collapse and join Ed McMahon in the pearly skies.
Back to the issue at hand. I'd like to unveil to you Wakefield's own, Chanelle Hayes. Formerly of Big Brother, (British version which I'm currently purchasing Satellite TV to watch) Chanelle was only 19 @*#$%^&+#*(sorry I collapsed onto the keyboard) when she joined the Big Brother house. A fan fav with her "Posh Hairdo", Chanelle ran away from home sort of speak and released a risque pop single titled "I Want It". Contrary to popular believe the song was not about yours truly, although when I listen I get the secret messages she put in there for me. She is also well know for making a "sex tape" with a puppet from her MTV Show: Chanelle: Wannabe Popstar (see below). I swear the action puppets get nowadays is unreal. I guess it's deserved after all those years of people's hands being stuck up their asses. O well, I'll leave you with this sexy line from Chanelle Hayes. Peace.

Chanelle says...

"In my dream shoot, I'd wear nothing but Swarovski crystals and I'd have them covering my bits. I'd be wearing big diamond rings and a pair of stilettos and that's it. It'd be so sexy.

***I wanna openly admit that I'm disgusted at my self for "enjoying" this video....... involving a puppet.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The Nudge

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The Nudge

You couldn't go a day in high school without hearing, "Ehh, Liz do you have a scrunchie? My hair is being soooo annoying!". Time went by and the scrunchie became a useful "aid" when your girlfriend was giving you a "treat" in the backseat of your parents car. There was only so long you could pretend to move her hair around like Vidal Sassoon without just wanting it to stay while you enjoyed the ride. Now if there are any women reading this, although I'd love it, I highly doubt it, you guys see the sexuality in the scrunchie too. Peep this Cosmopolitan article titled "14 Sex Moves You've Never Heard Of".***(I promise I don't have the site bookmarked)

6. Scrunchie Tip 2007
If you've kept up with your Cosmo sex tips, you may remember reading that a scrunchie can be used on a man's member to help him maintain an erection. Now we're upping the ante and taking that technique in a new direction. Start by stacking six scrunchies on top of each other over his package. "Then remove them one by one using your lips and tongue," says St. Claire. "As each piece is removed, it releases a little bit of pressure in his penis, which will make his orgasm more intense when it happens. Plus, the movement of the fabric will feel wild on his skin."

Seeeeee I'm not a creep. Ladies are just more delicate about it then we are. I woulda titled that article, "Let's tape this so when we break up I can put it on RevengeWorld.com" or better yet, "Footloose 2: Mister Meester". It's crazy but accessories, some as little as the scrunchie, in a nudgette's every day life drive me wild. So bust out your old Bowie, China Girl 12" (hehehe) and join me in rallying for this look to make a powerful comeback.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The Nudge

Apparently, Bianca Gascoigne is a reality TV Star across the pond. But here in the States, the only British TV we get is the Black Adder and Monty Python (we're not complaining, we love those guys). But needless to say, no one in America has any idea of what is going on in the BBC. Most people in the States don't even watch Extras on HBO.

This little honey is the step-daughter of world class footballer Paul Gazza Gascoigne, who's talented life has been a little marred by alcoholism. Apparently Bianca has used her hottness and her step fathers name to get onto a couple of reality TV shows and she's probably a little more famous for her partying and upskirt shots (we're not complaining about that either).

The reason I post this up, you have to watch the video of her falling down drunk after having a photo shoot. It's short and sweet and hilarious. That stuff we can't get enough of. And Britain, if you have anymore untelevised Mr. Bean episodes, send em over. That little cad Rowen, we can't get enough of him. Reminds me of a young Rory Calhoun....