The Scrunchie

You couldn't go a day in high school without hearing, "Ehh, Liz do you have a scrunchie? My hair is being soooo annoying!". Time went by and the scrunchie became a useful "aid" when your girlfriend was giving you a "treat" in the backseat of your parents car. There was only so long you could pretend to move her hair around like Vidal Sassoon without just wanting it to stay while you enjoyed the ride. Now if there are any women reading this, although I'd love it, I highly doubt it, you guys see the sexuality in the scrunchie too. Peep this Cosmopolitan article titled "14 Sex Moves You've Never Heard Of".***(I promise I don't have the site bookmarked)

6. Scrunchie Tip 2007
If you've kept up with your Cosmo sex tips, you may remember reading that a scrunchie can be used on a man's member to help him maintain an erection. Now we're upping the ante and taking that technique in a new direction. Start by stacking six scrunchies on top of each other over his package. "Then remove them one by one using your lips and tongue," says St. Claire. "As each piece is removed, it releases a little bit of pressure in his penis, which will make his orgasm more intense when it happens. Plus, the movement of the fabric will feel wild on his skin."

Seeeeee I'm not a creep. Ladies are just more delicate about it then we are. I woulda titled that article, "Let's tape this so when we break up I can put it on RevengeWorld.com" or better yet, "Footloose 2: Mister Meester". It's crazy but accessories, some as little as the scrunchie, in a nudgette's every day life drive me wild. So bust out your old Bowie, China Girl 12" (hehehe) and join me in rallying for this look to make a powerful comeback.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love