Hottest Girls of Myspace- Fathers Day Celebration

What better way to tell your father thanks than to rent him out a hooker and have her make him a Portuguese Breakfast. Oh, what is that you say. You are unfamiliar with the term, such a neophyte.

According to the Urban Dictionary, a Portuguese Breakfast:

is when a woman stands on her head so she is upside down and then spreads her legs apart so that her vagina is open. A man then takes a fresh ostrich egg and cracks it open, pouring the contents into the womans vagina. The man then has sex with the woman while she remains in this position. Once finished the woman squats over a frying pan and releases the contents into the pan. Cook just like scrambled eggs and voila, a portuguese breakfast.

He'll be more than thankful as he's eating those eggs with a huge smile on his face. And after he falls asleep from being so full, take the hooker into the next room and bang her yourself. Try and make Fathers Day a win-win situation.

And if you're liking what you see here, come back again soon. I got a ton of this stuff just waiting to be thrown on here. And don't forget to tell your Dad about your favorite Little Smut Peddler, Good Old Nudgie.






Look at this last one on the right closely. Click on it and make it larger. It's an actual picture. I wonder how long that marriage lasted?

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