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6.01.2009

Allison Stokke




Who doesn't love an athletic girl? How about one that handles the pole with excellence and proficiency? Well let me introduce you to Allison Stokke. At age 15, Stokke won a California state championship, and broke several national records in her age division. Her jump of 13'7" "pole vaulted" (clever word play) her into the nation's second ranking that year. After being highly recruited, Stokke now vaults for the University of California at Berkeley. In 2005, while trying out a new pole (giggle) at Golden West College, Stokes fell in the concrete box, breaking her tibia. The result? She become the hot girl with a cast on in Intro to who gives a shit. Stokke's big break (clever word play yet again),however, came when she rose to Internet Fame via Youtube. Millions of guys tuned in just to see a video of her putting her hair in a pony tail. So in conclusion, The Nudge suggests that every body once in a while tune into a public access channel, even say ESPN 5, you could see the next big Nudgette.

*We at the Nudge held back from obvious Pole Jokes, just to damn easy.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love







6 comments:

silverback said...

Allison Stokke - WOW!!!!! Good work Mikey.

JamesT88 said...

Probably the hottest girl all around on this site

Queenzlove said...

I went to Queens College and the closest a girl looked like this to me was this asian Nu Bodi

Nudge said...

Impossibly good looking. I'm getting the geeks down at the research lab on this broad asap. WOWOWOW

Kinnear said...

She made my pole vault, get it, pole vault.

BasementAddix said...

derek jeter has her beat...

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