Pale Girl From Bad Jeans Commercial Contemplates Porn Career

WWTDD is reporting that "Hollywood Badgirl" Lindsay Lohan is reportedly close to saying yes to a porn video. She's been seen for weeks driving around LA in a brand new Maserati that is owned by a porn producer and being loaned to her free of charge.

wwtdd reports:

A plan is in place for Lindsay Lohan to make two hardcore porn movies. She has refused this offer several times already, but competing groups are now driving the price to insane heights. The producer loaning her the Maserati is not the only one in porn trying to get her to do this.

Very obviously, Lindsay Lohan isn’t gonna get gangbanged in a rented out bowling alley (that’s not a euphemism for her vagina by the way), but she can choose some guy she likes, fly to a resort and get it on her knees while he films it. The plan I heard says the tape will be released in two parts, a total of six hardcore scenes, claiming it was made during her trip to Mexico with Sam last September. The guy will remain anonymous.

Lindsay has no money. She has no Hollywood job offers or decent endorsement deals. She has not agreed to do anything in regards to these sex tapes, in fact she has refused several times, but she is being offered millions, upfront, locked away for now but paid later while calling it a lawsuit settlement. I asked the odds that she would actually do this, I was told 1 in 4.

Well let me tell you Tyler Durden, after Lindsay's new jeans commercial hits the pavement, with it's retro look and awesome acting, Fortune 500 corporations are going to be breaking down her door to get her to endorse their product.

I can just see the new commercial for Windows Vista 2.0. Cut to Lindsay sitting on a blanket near a river bank and out of the brush comes Bill Gates holding a rose in his hands. Gates gets on one knee and says "Love is the formula that makes the world go around and you own the matrix to my heart." Lind's turns to him and scoffs, then looks dead into the camera and says Microsoft is good, or something."

Genius idea, Microsoft will make like a billion dollars or something. Damn, somebody should be paying me for this. What, what was that? This jean commercial was already released and is probably the reason why Lohan will never get another endorsement deal ever again. Oh, okay, scratch all that Microsoft stuff. A bit campy for my taste anyway. I'm more of an Anne Hathaway kind of guy anyway.



Seriously, I don't think that anyone would buy this thing if it is made. Besides that, who do you know that actually buys pornography anyway. I don't think that I know one human being who purchases porno. Not with the endless streams of Sascha Gray videos heading our way everyday on Tube8. So why would these porn producers giver her tens of millions of dollars to see a pasty, skelly girl have un-sexy sex. She's a train wreck, nothing would surprise me about this broad at this point.

A real pornography starlet, Sasha Gray in all her glory: