Kelly Monaco and Eddie Murphy's Baby's Mama do a strip tease.

My whole life I've only ever wanted to utter one phrase and one phrase alone. That is "Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present you with naked photo's of former Spice Girl, Mel C aka Sporty Spice. Apparently God hates me and is just toying with my emotions for his own kicks and giggles. Imagine how excited I was when I saw that there were going to be photos released of one of the Spice Girls stripping in Vegas over the weekend, then I got to the site and realized that it wasn't Sporty Spice at all but Eddie Murphy's Baby's Mama Mel B. It was like Christmas 1983 all over again. Disappointment, crying, blubbering, ah well back to staring at this picture and crossing my fingers that God soon dies and I will finally see Mel C naked.


Tell me what you want, want you really really want? I want my heart back Mel C, I just want my heart.

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And if anyone cares, here's pictures of Kelly Monaco and Mel B stripping