Beach volleyball

See what the Hell you have been missing out on by watching football and baseball.
Many of us this weekend said to people who we really didn't want to talk to in the first place, "Can you believe how hot it is out?". Then came, "Good seeing you, say hello to your mother for me ok (Marky Mark voice), and quickly walked away in the opposite direction. Sure the weather is, in fact, beautiful. However, as much as my friends begged me to go to the beach, I just wouldn't do it. I may have made a mistake. Why you say? Because I should be brushing up on my volleyball skills or rules of the game. These women have incredible bodies and if it were legal would probably play nude. So first thing I'm doing is getting my ass to Barnes & Noble why your probably working and studying my ass off to be a ref, ump or whatever for these games. It's great I even can wear dark tint Ray Bans so I can hide my creepy stares during the pre game stretches.....Eventually I'll get kicked out of every league for extending game times to 6 hours or asking for a shirts and skins rule. With the spank bank on full capacity it will sure be worth it.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love