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Next time you think about buying a dog, think to yourself maybe I want to buy a girlie dog. Bypass the Rottweiler and pick up a pup that can fit in your man purse. For instance, that lovely lady above us if you don't know is Natalie Portman.
Now imagine yourself prancing down the block and having this in your arsenal when picking up "Sprinkles" poopies. "Ooo is that a Yorkshire Terrier. I absolutely love those dogs". The response, hopefully, should be, "You do?!" and just like that half the battle is done. 
In addition, I'd like to put out there that the chick with the loose Little Miss Sunshine t shirt and slip on shoes has the potential to look like (see directly above) while lying on your mom's couch. So buy a teacup Pomeranian and who knows the sky's the limit. Better than buying that horse boat*
*Horse. Boat. A canoe built around a horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down. Horse boat.
That's What She Said,
Mike Love
3.20.2009
Horse Boat
Friday, March 20, 2009
The Nudge
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Horse Boat? I think your on to something with the little dogs. If only there was a way to keep them in your freezer, and only break them out when you want to impress hot chicks. That's the idea, a cryoogenetic dog for single guys.
Marketing Genius!
If you want a dog like that...get a cat...both will scream how feminine you are...unless its chasing away waterbug (RIP SAMMY)...save the pooping scooping and splurge on a feline...
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