Pony or Pig Tails

Ponytail or Pigtails? While I'm sure most guys are like "umm ya who gives a shit?", I think the topic is one of great debate.

The pony tail is just the cute side of sexy. Nothing's hotter than the "I'm just heading out to C-Town (Queens, NYC Grocery Store) real quick and I don't have the time to do my hair" ponytail. Mid way through aisle #1 there's a creepy guy hitting on you, even though you didn't "do yourself up" before you left. Or creepy guy #2 who, oddly, is always behind you as you run on the treadmill at the gym. Every day, on the dot, he's there watching that ponytail go back and forth like the cat eyes of an old pendulum clock in black and white cartoons.

The reason being? It's incredibly sexy when a girl's not done up. Cute is as good as hot to most of us men. They'll never get it, but it's very true. Plus, I have a neck fetish, which is a side note that's not important and probably shouldn't be said.

Moving on to Pigtails.

Nudge fun fact of the day: Did you know that in some regions of China, traditional culture related the wearing of pigtails to a girl's marital status? A young, unmarried,Chinese girl would often wear two buns, or bundles of hair on either side of the head to display her availability to prospective husbands. Must be why the Chinese culture, as well as horn ball dudes, so closely relate younger chicks to pigtails, since they were still unmarried.

After reading of such historical importance I decided to do a massive amount of research on certain websites that rhyme with the words crank tire. Only thing I saw in all the videos (research) was a Chinese lady with pigtails kneeling in the middle of some sort of circle o' Chinese dudes that I'm guessing was her "husbands". Pressing forward. Pigtails always give off this school girl (***of age school girl) quality that makes you think of plaid skirts, button down white collared shirt and bubble gum. A look that men seem to relentlessly beg their wives or girlfriends to try in bed, until they eventually give in or say your weird and never sleep with you again.

Well my friends, the choice is yours. Ponytail or Pigtail. Either way the crowd seems to love it.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love