Eva Longoria- From The Mexican June GQ Issue- Viva Villa

Mrs. Tony Parker (hey, that's sports related) graces the pages of the Mexican GQ this month. In this one, The Housewife from Wisteria tries to dress up like a little vixen dominatrix. She doesn't pull it off.Supposedly, they're selling out copies of the issue all over Guadalajarra, but up in downtown Juarez, the people are just plain sick and tired of her act. She's like so....so...so Teotihuacán. You know what I'm saying. At least, that's what the word is on the streets of Palenque. I'm tuned in to the pulse of all facets of Mexican Pop culture.