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6.11.2009

David Carradine's Pre-Death Shopping Spree




As soon as word leaked out about the Kung Fu star's death, I turned to the staff here at Bbtn and said, two words "auto erotic asphyxiation." Mikey Love thought I was talking about my passion for having sex in the backseat of Yugoslavian Sports cars while huffing spray paint.

But I had to set him straight on how sick, perverted and denagerous it is. His response, "Who the Hell would want to do that?" and then five minutes later "And they call us the sick perverts!"

Now word comes out that before Carradine left for his trip to Bangkok, of all places, he purchased a pretty big order at a local sex shop in California.

The owner of Susie's Delights in the Los Angeles suburb of Tarzana revealed that 72-year-old Carradine was a regular who shopped in the store a few times a month for several years.

She said Carradine owned almost every piece of bondage equipment that the shop stocked.

Carradine visited the shop, which specialises in exotic body wear and steamy videos, three weeks before he left to start work on his latest movie Stretch in Thailand.

Some of the items were not in stock and the owner had to get them in especially for the actor.

He was supposed to come back and pick them up a few weeks later but never did.

Among the items he took with him were an under the bed restraining system, handcuffs, ropes and a latex face mask.

The owner, who did not want to be named, said that when Carradine placed the order he talked to her for almost an hour, saying he was upset because he felt his wife was unhappy with him.

Little known fact: Carradine has Bruce Lee to thank for his rise to stardom. The television show Kung Fu was actually Bruce's idea. Network execs thought that the series would never be successful with an Asian male in the lead. So they gave the part to Carradine and hoped that the entire audience would suspend their belief into beleiving Carradine was Asian.

I just hope somewhere up in Heaven right now, right between my first dog "Nudge-man" and my second dog "The Nudgerator," Bruce Lee is opening up a real big can of whoop-ass on the perverted old man, Hi-ya Mother fu*#er.

Source:thesunUK

1 comments:

Mikey Love said...

Soooo it's not a foreign car then? Looks like I'm returning my Vietnamese swing I ordered online, don't want my parents finding me in the attic chewing popcorn with my shirt unbutton.

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