Whale watching

To put it in my own words would not do this phenomenon justice. Therefore I sought long and hard (that's what she said) to find it's proper definition . After scrolling to googles third search result, told you it took me a while, I found my true answer via Wikipedia where everything is fact. The definition is as follows:

"Whale tail is the Y-shaped waistband of a thong or g-string when visible above the waistline of low-rise jeans, shorts, or a skirt that resembles a whale's tail. Intentionally or unintentionally, a whale tail is exposed above the trousers mostly when sitting or bending, or even while standing"

Marvelous. There was also a sub section that required a man to say, "Nice" when spotting such whale sightings. From there I did my research or as the kool kidz call it "whale watching". My results were fascinating. Whales of different colors and status throughout the world. In conclusion next time you and your friends/girl/wife whatever want to go somewhere warm and sit on a beach for a vacation, maybe suggest whale watching. You might get a frenzy of punches in the nads from your boys (once they know what it is they might reconsider), but the aww from your girl might be well worth it.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love