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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
The Nudge
All's I keep hearing about on TV is how bad of a shape this country is in. But from where I'm sitting, hot girls are still able to buy and own some sort of digital camera so that they can take pictures of themselves in the mirror over and over again. So really, from my point of view, who the Hell cares about the economy when this sort of product just keeps on pumping more and more.
Hey, you wanna kick start the economy you politicians, take a cue from these two hotties that have stolen The Nudge's heart this past week. First, we have The Little Miss CHi CHi Hottie Look. And next we have After Sex Messy Hair. Rather than bailing out General Motors, start handing out digital cameras to hot chicks. Then start charging degenerate perverts like me to see what these girls take pictures of. Next thing you know, I'll be living like some crazy homeless person sipping soda out of recycled cans in the back of the supermarket, but the rest of America will have raised more money than a Miley Cyrus Concert. So it's a win-win
Next comes After Sex Messy Hair.
1 comments:
I don't remember taking any science classes that dealt with these issues. All's I remember is some Brother, who mind you looked at me awkwardly, throwing frogs at me and telling me to dissect them by next Monday.
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