Television used to be not sucky way back in 2004

Way way long time ago,all the way back in 2004, television didn't really suck all that bad because a little show called Crank Yankers was on comedy central around 1:30 in the morning every third Tuesday wedged right in between the Ab Roller infomercial and the half hour paid advertisement to make your wang larger.

The show rocked, and just about every third word that has come out of my mouth for the past five years is usually something I got directly from that show, "yes,yes?"

Whether it was Spoony G trying to learn karate in one day cause he was heading off to prison or whether it was Niles Standish telling a local chamber of commerce secretary that he planned on opening a home for convicted sex offenders in her town, the show never got old.


So here's my first installment in the Crank Yankers series. It features Niles Standish calling up a prospective basketball player and it quickly turns into an encounter chocked full with hilarity. Just don't forget, "Jazz Hands after we snap the wrist."

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