My Kind of Robber- Drunk and Stupid, but with good fashion sense

In what has to go down in the most unimaginative criminal of all time book, some guy robbed a kwik shop in Nebraska wearing an empty case of beer on his head. I mean come on, I know the economy is really bad, but I didn't know it was this bad. I mean, it's getting so that a nice little convenience store robber can't even afford a stocking to wear over his head. Damn you Wall Street, damn you all to Hell!



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Omaha:

First, the man asked for money. He had wrapped something around his hand and aimed it at the clerk as if he had a gun.

The clerk yelled for another employee who was in the bathroom but didn't come out. The robber then demanded cigarettes. She handed him one pack. He demanded more. She gave him eight more - with all nine valued at a total of about $50.

He left on foot.

On Tuesday, police checked the store's surveillance tapes and examined the 12-pack beer box he left behind for prints. They are investigating whether the robbery is connected to other open cases, including a robbery at the same store about three weeks ago.

The suspect was described as 5-foot-6 and skinny.

Not to mention stupid with no bad guy fashion sense. He's now joined the list of these three infamous felons.









This guy stole a Batman movie poster while dressed as the Joker. That look on his face is the look of a man that knows he's gonna get a whole lot O'Ass rapin. That's the "Oh shit, it was funny when I thought of it" look.

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This guy ripped off a store wearing nothing to protect his identity other than some good old fashioned duck tape. I would venture a guess that he's probably a pretty big MacGyver fan.

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And then there's this guy who pulled off a double homicide and a hotel room robbery all while wearing the disguise of the greatest law abiding Heisman Trophy winner of all time, Orenthal James Simpson.

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