Don't Burn You're Pooper

According to the website Gaysocialites.com,* international funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen has taken the term method acting to a whole new level. They have the "Hole" story, get it. Witty Huh?

Sacha Baron Cohen evidently ran into a bit of a problem while prepping his toosh to play his latest role, Bruno.

The movie "Bruno" is a "Borat"-style flick in which Cohen plays a gay fashionista.

Cohen died his hair, tanned and bleached his butt to get ready for the role. It was the anal bleaching that did him in. Cohen was evidently experiencing what sources are saying was a "burning sensation that spread." It burned so badly that he was rushed to the hospital.

First you have De Niro gaining seventy pounds for his role as Jake La Motta in the film Raging Bull. Then you have Christian Bale cursing out the director of photography on the set of Terminator eighty five.

Now you have seen method acting taken to ridiculously new heights that can never be topped.

To prepare for his role as Fashionista Bruno in his upcoming movie, Sacha actually had his A-Whole bleached.



TMZ: He was simply trying to bleach the hair around his batcave for a movie role -- when Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly broke out in a rash so bad, he couldn't sit for days.

Several British reports claim Cohen, who was prepping to play "Bruno" in his upcoming Borat-style flick, was taken to a hospital after experiencing what sources are saying was a "burning sensation that spread."

So take a little word of advice from The Nudge on this one, if you're thinking about bleaching the pooper for some reason that I really can't understand at all, take a little cue from everyone's favorite funnyman. Think twice before you walk into the neighborhood salon and drop your pants and have some worker who makes five dollars an hour pour bleach down your bung hole.

Unless your a female college freshman. Then, in that case, I have a Costco size bleach bottle in my basement and I'll do all the work for free!

* Don't ask, Google is a funny thing