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5.25.2009

5 "Actresses" who need to go topless




This goes out to every Nudger or Nudgette who is tired of seeing thes fine, young, hot little actresses do crappy movies....with no endgame. I mean the money shot. Raise your hands if you've ever went so see any of the above in a movie because of their acting chops. No takers? Didn't think so. We want topless scenes. I don't care how brief. I just want something that I could pause on a DVD after a long work week. Here's a little resume of these thespians accomplishment and I strong urge you to argue me different.



















Christina Milian
- 1)Bring it on: Fight to the Finish - Not even a sequel - Barely straight to DVD worthy 2) Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - Enough said






















Jennifer Love Hewitt
- 1) The Tuxedo - Not even Jackie Chan Will Admit to being in this one
2) Heartbreakers - Peaked in 2001 - Time to remove the t-shirt




















Eliza Dushku
- 1) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Just a hottie amongst other hotties 2) Dollhouse - TV- falling from film to TV is never good. Ill be surprised if the show isn't cancelled by the time you've finished reading this. Take off the top = getting back into "film"
















Jessica Alba
- God do I love this girl - but she does not catch a break with this one.... from such classics as 2 Fantastic Four films (which is in talks to be re-booted with different actors), to Good Luck Chuck, to the Love Guru to the Eye....she takes the cake with bad movies... I'd pay double for a movie ticket if she'd just give me my $20 worth




















Elisha Cuthbert
- She peaked at Old School .... but since has done such classics as House of Wax and Love Actually - Just do us the favor already


So I think it's agreed. None of the above will ever win an Oscar. Hell, none will ever be nominated. They should all go the route of Halle Berre. Do a Monsters Ball type wild, and of course - naked sex scene...and you might just get nominated. I'm all for it. Until then, just keep posing in Maxim and settle for the "C" list...

4 comments:

Boob Lover said...

Between nipple slips, camera flash see through tops...I've seen all their hammers

O Fyi...Dushku did a topless scene

BasementAddix said...

Really...Dushku...where?...I thought I was up on this?...you must provide a link...immediately if not sooner

Mike Love said...

The movie is titled ALphabet Killer...and you call your self a smut peddler

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/eliza-dushku/eliza-dushku-topless-video-from-the-alphabet-killer-topless-004259

BasementAddix said...

never heard of it...guess Im losing my edge with all of the free real porn floating around this wonderful world kids now-a-days call "da web"...now...back to the boobies...did they suck or the shot of them sucked?...im a bit too lazy right now to do a google search

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