We Found A New K-Fed

Recent graduate of the "Kevin Federline School of Increasing Your Career by Just Banging Hot Tail" Comedian Jamie Kennedy all of a sudden is everywhere. By getting his famous counterpart of his TV Show that no one watches to share her Ho-Ho's with him, the guy has instantly become hip almost overnight.


Not only that, incredibly Love Hewitt has magical powers to heal the sick and wounded that nobody knew about. Kennedy told a reporter the other day, almost going line for line from the K-Fed manual of self-emasculation:

"I was excited to be her plus-one," Kennedy told me backstage. "I am Jennifer Love Hewitt's plus-one."

Kennedy also thanked his real-life leading lady for helping him get through his recent hospital stay for kidney stones. "I'm feeling very good," he said. "She nursed me back to health."

Way to go Jamie. Way to show the whole world who wears the penis in the relationship. Next up in line for K-Fed Instant Status, apparently Gary Coleman is all set to start dating Lady Gaga....Pa, pa poke her face Gary.

In other news, this guy's wondering what disease he's suffering from that the press never went gaga over him when he was Love's boy-toy. Life ain't fair.