Look out Meester

Katy Perry is the Yin to Leighton Meester's Yang. But they both make my Wang want to go schwing. I can keep going like this forever, annoying Huh?

What has two thumbs and wants to Alligator Wiggle Leighton Meester. This guy, BUT...there is a lovely young lady on your heels buster. Her name is Katy Perry. Now both women are sexy in their own rights. Leighton the all natural, girl next door, prom queen, is not a bad choice to bring any where you'd like to feel like "the man" walking through the door of any event. Katy, on the other hand, is the girl you want to go out for a drink with...Every night...and it doesn't hurt she'd probably be pointing out chicks at the bar you BOTH should bring back to your pad. Case in point, the picture with the midget. She hammed it up for the camera with him and something tells me immediately after the flash bulb flashed she tossed his little ass on to a velcro wall. Let me tell you I bet you she liked it. She liked it (play off her song..whatever). So look out Leighton. You wanna break out of the cutesy shell? Toss a midget or at least give me a nip slip/out of car panty shot, the benefits can be endless.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love