She's Famous To Me- Really, really...

Okay, let's break down this series of photos of the absolute hottest chick on the planet like it's the friggin Rossetta Stone. This is The Nudge's Zafruder film.

Let's start off with the facts of this case:
1) This girl is outrageously hot! 2) These photo's were obviously not taken in her own room. Why? Because the room is a mess, and I find it hard to believe that a girl this hot has such bad taste to have a Carmen Electra poster hanging on her wall.
3) These aren't photos taken inside of a dorm,where all bets are off. This is definitely in someones home, I would bet that its in a house.
4) There are multiple wardrobe changes all within the same photo session. What does this mean? It means that she (we'll call her Come Hither Me Thighs) headed over to whosoever room this is (we'll call the lucky bastard The Leprechaun) knowing full well that she was going to be taking lots and lots of photos of her in all types of undress.
5) So how do we know what kind of a guy the Leprechaun is? Just ask yourself one question, if Come Hither Me Thighs called you up and told you she was coming over your house and wanted you to take photographs of her, wouldn't you take three minutes out before she got there to throw your sneakers in the closet! Come on, think about it for a second. The Leprechaun is either a guy who makes Brad Pitt look like Andy Dick, and just happens to enjoy AC-DC, or he's the non-threatening friend. As in "Don't worry about the Leprechaun, he's just a cool guy to hang out with."




Two laptops computers on the desk, not one but two. Who but a low life like the leprechaun needs two laptops. What's he running some type of Internet gambling ring out of his parents house?

This is the biggest mystery of all-time "Where the Hell does the tie come from?"

Professional Back drop? Possibly.

Not a part of the same photo session

Maybe her, maybe not. We have a team on it as we speak!

There are two wall posters hanging up in the Leprecahun's room that are in evidence in these photos. Exhibit number one is a Carmen Electra poster from 1996. And Exhibit Number Two is an AC-DC poster from probably 1987 or the last year that that band was relevant (Two Decades ago). Which only begs the question even further, How can the Leprechaun, with such horrible, horrible taste, un-cleanliness and a total lack of couthe, score a babe of the mega quality as "Come-Hither me Thighs"


Awful lot of fans in the leprechauns room. I count three. He might be a fella who sweats a lot, even in the winter time.

Computer Desk from Staples- I looked it up $239.

Wardrobe Change- A key piece of evidence.

As evidenced by the lack of a bed skirt, the leprechaun taking the picture lives without a woman. Cause no woman in the history of the world has ever let a bed go without a bed skirt for longer than three hours.


The Leprechaun has both a clip-on light and a clip-on fan pointed at his computer desk. What can we infer from that? That he spends many, many lonely nights sitting in front of his computer pirating DVD's. So how in Hell does he get this chick to show up at his front door and ask him to take pictures of her. It just doesn't make any sense.



Probably not her, but at this point, if that's an issue for you, you should just leave this site. Seriously, you've been kicked out of the sand box and no one wants to play with you anymore. Get Out.

Self Portraits- No doubt. I guess she left the leprechaun at his house and decided to have some fun on her own.




Looks professionally done. So she could be a professional model. And if she is, why is she only famous to me?

Conclusion; Not enough information to go on and make a conclusive opinion. One thing is for certain, Come Hither Me Thighs is easily the hottest chick ever to grace this site. And without a doubt, The leprechaun is either a criminal mastermind who will eventually conquer the world or, he'll still be living in his parents house long after his fortieth birthday.

Either way, he's bested The Nudge, and for that I say "well played sir, well played!"