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Kelly Brook Ooo Kelly Brook never in my life did I ever want a career of braiding people's hair in some tropical country as I do right now.

What I'd give to give to have on a pair of glasses and just make like I'm sleeping while she frolics in the ocean. Which leads me to implore? (Ya I used the Thesaurus for that word, apparently it isn't a flying dinosaur from the Mesozoic era like I thought it was) Where is summer!? I need you summer and I'm sorry for what I did with Winter, its just I have a drink and the next thing you know I'm wearing a clown costume. These pictures just take me to a place where the mood is good and the chesticles are on full display. Where are the days where a man (Me) can stand where the sea water meets the sand and just wait for an unsuspected wave to legally take off some chicks top off. Mother Nature I don't know how you do it, but kudos to you. I had to join the Wine of the Month club or have my friend who does make up for movies give me fake scars just to get a convo going. I can't tell you how many times I engaged in conversations with the guy wearing an eye patch on the beach just to make the girls look my way. Probably shouldn't have put him on my shoulders to chicken fight in the water, but that's neither here nor there. So Summer..Whats up? I can't keep seeing pictures like this and in my mind wondering off to a land of string bikini's and unprocedented hand bras. Just give me a 70 degree day...and I ll do the rest.

That's What She Said,
Mike Love